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Search About this website Contact Privacy Policy. The badger conceded and went to find a hole. How did he ever deserve any of this. Oh what a sin! I used to know it, but I forgot. Sorted by title, showing title and first line Cruel Frederick. Daddy would then bunch his briefs into a wad and position himself over the toilet to take a leak, but instead of using the commode, he commenced to piss into the balled up undergarments, soaking them until he could squeeze out no more.

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I is the Inch that her digits are deep: Reminiscences of Old Pontypool Personal memories of Pontypool in the s and s. The bible spoke of rulers and majesty, palaces and exquisite banquet tables adorned with grapes and golden goblets, but Mother preferred a more modest approach for their realm. O take the nasty soup away! In the far corner of the room, next to the microwave and litter box, maggots were ransacking a Hungry Man Salisbury steak that had been left over from last weekend. Mother had indulged in a classic favorite of his; 10 cans of sardines piled high on his dining tray, and a bowl of mustard on the side which served as an excellent dipping sauce or glaze for the diminutive fish.