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Of course there's also wolf-boy Jacob Chris Riggi , who reminds Becca that he is contractually obligated to take his shirt off and expose his bare chest his torso here is more elaborate than in the real Twilight movies every 10 minutes. Buy the selected items together This item: If any pop-culture phenomenon ever deserved a send-up, surely it's the Twilight world, with its overheated vampire love and shirtless teenage werewolves. I am a huge Twilight Saga fan and own all the books and movies. See all reviews. A few gags pay off, including Jacob's werewolf clan shirtless, natch breaking out into a dance routine to "It's Raining Men.

Retrieved May 11, But, for what it does poke fun at, Vampires Suck does very well. But I would be lying to myself if I said I didn't find some good that came out of this film because there are some improvements. Vampires Suck has been added to your Cart.

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There's a problem loading this menu right now. The first couple of Twilight pictures are rapidly condensed, with heroine Becca Jenn Proske moving to a rainy town in Washington and meeting the unnaturally pale Edward Sullen Matt Lanter , whose vampire clan can hardly keep from draining Becca's blood on the spot. Get to Know Us. Amazon Inspire Digital Educational Resources. Vampires are quickly overtaking the little town of Sporks, Washington, and Becca's dumb and clueless father, portrayed by the great Diedrich Bader, who is the Sheriff of Sporks, can't seem to get to the bottom of the mystery. It is like a lot of the other movies of this genre-Scary Movie, Disaster Movie and other parody-type films, it has a lot of dumb moments that you just kind of roll your eyes at. Enter giveaways for a chance to win great prizes!